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Return to Me

Two nights ago...

Erin and I watched this hen of a movie:

aka

The BEST romantic comedy of ALL TIME!

anyways...

For some reason the "Spanish" sub-titles were on.

I mentioned to Erin how I am starting to recognize a lot of these words in spanish.

Then Erin looks up at the screen (she was drawing something -- which is usually what she does during movie watchings.), and she says, "Anna. Those are FRENCH sub-titles!"

Yep, I'm going to do great in the MTC!

haha. Have a great day!

My little toesies are tickling ye..

Please. Go watch the new

Kid History

I think it gets funnier the more I watch.

favorite lines:

• My little toesies are tickling ye... tick tick tick tick
• I have one question... So guess!
• These are perfectly normal pancakes kiiiiids
• I love you mommy, I love you mommy, I love you mommy
• This is drosss. This is SO drossss
• Shes doesn't give me peas all day yeeettt.
• A-HO-DEE-HO!!
• And guess what to have a sweet tooth means??? It doesn't mean you LIKE candy. It means that YOU WANT SOME!!!
• I like... ten dollars.
• Twinkle, twinkle wittow staaw.... Can you guess the name of the song?
• Time is wunning out!
•  I know it's green.. but what else. is about it?
• What in the fweak just happened?
• None of those things is what beetles eat... twy again.

hope you love as much as I do :)

Love Shack, Baby

We went to karaoke a few nights ago at Callie's Cafe

best night of my life...

So Far.

Between Cruela de Mel -- The Bi*** (seriously, that was her karaoke name), Rhett the Rapper, and Russ the Creeper, I could not have wished for a better way to spend my Friday night.

I sang Love Shack witch Erin and Sarah as my back-ups! Thanks guys, we rocked the house!

Also: I'd like to congratulate the newly engaged couple, Brad and Candace, on their upcoming marriage. Brad proposed after they sang, It's Your Love, down at the Cafe. Rhett the Rapper thought it was "Cute as Hell." He also thinks that they are going to have the cutest babies. I would have to agree with him.

I woke up with morning voice X's 10

We all know what morning voice is...

If in the case that you do not - it is when your voice sounds sort of groggy because you have just woken up.

I normally love morning voice.

I think it is funny to listen to people talk.

They sound so different.

They sound especially different and funny when you get a little congested,

and you end up with

Morning voice for an Old man.

(morning voice X's 10)

That's what I'm diagnosing myself with today.

Do not call me just to hear my awesome voice.

I will only answer if I sound less like an old man as the day goes on.

oh, ya. it sounds super attractive.

very...

Masculine.

ma Guurlz

We had the greatest girls night last night!

Jammie sure knows when it is due time for some girl time.

Here is what we did:

made homemade delicious BBQ Chicken Pizza's

Watched Chasing Liberty. (Mandy Moore - Her name is Anna in this film, and oh man.. the MAN in this movie is definitely satisfying eye candy!)

Got out some saran wrap, smashed our faces against them, and took very hilarious photos.

I turned BLONDE as well.... (ha. no. This is just Jammie's Hair on My head)

Drew faces on our chins while singing to awesome songs - "She's indecisive... She can't decide!"




Put tin-foil GRILLZ in our mouths and made more music videos. Once Jammie puts them up, I'll definitely provide the link. Because they are fuuunny! (Songs including - Lemme see yo Grill, Billionaire, etc..)

I love ma Guurlz! You guys are too great!

the wise old man

Gary Keetch.

He is a very smart old man.

He owns Taco Amigo (my place of employment)

and he is my Stake Patriarch.

A few weeks ago I sat on the front row at Stake Conference. Papa Keetch was sitting on the stand and noticed me sitting next to my friend, JCM squared.

So naturally, he went into work the next morning and asked Lindsey who I was sitting next to.

Lindsey just smiled and said, "Well, I am pretty sure she is just friends with him. Anna has been writing this missionary that comes home in a few weeks."

Now here's where the story takes place:

Ysterday morning I come into work and Gary starts asking me all sorts of questions about this said "missionary". I answered them and kept going about my chores.

I had made a list of a few things I needed to get done.I walked back up front to check something off of my list, when I notice that Gary had added something to the bottom of my list.

I eventually checked that last one off.

Manscaping

We had the girls over for the new season of The Bachelor.

It was good. Real good.

My favorites are the two Ashley's.

My friend thought the Salt Lake City girl was the best. He drew a heart around her picture on the cheat sheets I printed out, and wrote: "She's probably mormon." next to her pic. You're right Jordan. She probably is.... NOT! She was the bitty of the group.

Okay, so afterward, Jammie asked my mom if she could get her brows waxed because today she got her bridal pictures taken.

Anyways... All the girls ended up getting their brows done (Thanks Mom!) And so did Jordy.

BEFORE:

and

AFTER:

Lookin' good, Jordan!

Lookin' Good.

Thanks for letting us Manscape you! (just like that Raichel girl from The Bach!)

As seen on TV

Last night was our annual Taco Amigo Christmas Party.

Every year, we have a white elephant gift exchange.

This year this is what I got:

BUMPITS!!

You've heard of the double bumpit i'm sure.... but what about the TRIPLE bumpit?

...and then I turned into a stegosaurus:

And now, my liking for bumpits has increased ten-fold.

And that's how I remember to draw a basketball hoop.

Tonight was a very educational night.

I went to Jordan Makin's House.

(You can read his blog here.)

Anyway.. I learned a lot from Jordan tonight.

1. He taught me everything there is to know about basketball.

You know.. about what the Point Guards, Shooting Guards, Small Forwards, Power Forwards, and Center Players do. After all, I am the Assistant Coach this year for the A-Star team, Sick Nasty. I should probably know a little bit about which individual person should do. I even went to the Draft and helped pick teammates. How's that for authoritative?

2. I learned how to remember to draw a Basketball Hoop.

First, you draw some water. Then you draw a dolphin leaping out of the water. Now, this dolphin's face is slightly askew. You see, a truck hit him, and that is why his snout is shaped like a square. His jaw is shaped like a boulder because when he was younger, he tried swallowing a boulder and it permanently shaped his jaw that way. Because of this dolphin's abnormalities, he drools kind of a lot. And he always eats chex, so make sure to get chex in his drool.

And that's how I remember to draw a basket ball hoop.

3. How to draw a helicopter.

First you draw an apple (with a stem) then you take a square-like bite out of the apple. Draw a little worm inside of the bite and extend his tail. Then draw two sideways pizza's from the stem. Add toppings. And a crust.

And that's how I remember to draw a helicopter.

4. I learned the ground-breaking technique in drawing Santa Claus.

First you draw a sideways seal. Then you draw his best friend seal holding a basketball with his tail. Now, these two seals are sitting on a rock... with strange markings, and two holes in it. Then you can't forget the waterfall coming out both ends of the rock!

And that's how I remember to draw Santa Claus.

5. How to draw an elf.

First you are going to draw a penguin. To do this you will need to start off by drawing the shape of a pear. Then draw his white fur in the shape of a nose. Now this little eyes. And... this penguin doesn't have a beak. But it does have an ocean on top of its head, with a sharks fin coming out of the ocean. Then you are going to draw another penguin. The white fur on this one is shaped like a bow-tie. And his fins are muscly.

And that's how I remember to draw an elf.

I also learned:

6. How to draw a butterfly.

7. How to draw a reindeer.

8. How to remember to draw a car.

9. How to remember to draw a RITZ cracker box.

concentrating.

If you would like drawing lessons, please contact Jordan. I am sure that he would be more than willing to help you learn how to remember to draw just about anything.

awsomeguitarist@gmail.com

The Little Mermaid

Tonight my singles ward had a fireside.

The fireside was amazing. I enjoyed every second of it...

but this is not what this post is about.

It's about the conversation that went on as we mingled AFTER the fireside that I would like to make this post about.

So there I was with two boys from the ward.

1. Mickell Walker (yes, he has a girl name.. but that makes him more of a man. Mickell also saved 8 babies out of a burning building at one point of his life.)

AND

2. Matt Adamson (one of the older boys in the ward. has the tendency to make any situation as awkward as possible.. even if he's not the one talking.)

and here is how the conversation went down:

I see a girl walk pass with extremely long hair.

Anna: Man, I can't wait until my hair is that long and flowy like The Little Mermaid's!

Matt: Oh, that'll be great! Do you have fins that you could wear like her too??

Anna: Well no, but I do have a SEASHELL BRA.............

long pause as I stare deer and headlights style at Mickell Walker

Anna: Welp, see ya!!

I briskly walk over to the door. (Mickell Walker has to follow because he is my ride.)

Anna: Mickell, I CAN NOT believe what I just said.

Mickell: Anna, If anything I think more of you. That was the best thing you could have said at that present time.

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I really wish I thought through what to say before I say things.

It's called: WORD VOMIT.

and I am a hardy sufferer of this.

Anyone have other embarrassing word vomit stories to ease my mind?

Gee Whiz.

Oh my Blog.

A few days ago, after work, I decided that I was going to put up our extra strand of Christmas lights above our garage.

so I did.

Then, I decided that I was going to go on my run.

so I did.

After this, I smelled really bad. A mixture of Taco Amigo (big giant greasy french fries), outside garage smell, and kid sweat.

nice mixture, right?

I decided I needed a shower.

So as I was letting down my messy herrrr, I found something in my bun that I couldn't figure out what it was. As I tried to get it out, it became more and more tangled into my hair.

I went to my mom's room and asked her what the heck was in my hair.

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a Christmas light rain gutter clip.

How it got there?????

is still a mystery...

Halloween or Christmas?

I couldn't decide today which holiday I was more excited for.

So I chose to be excited for BOTH!

no... actually, I just couldn't find matches to ANY of my socks.

Dirty Darn.

Boys Crush List

I was talking with someone about all of the boys that I have ever had a crush on.. She told me that I should probably write them down so I don't forget.

Here we go (per grade):

1st: Taylor Jackson (Taylor J.)

We never broke up. I'm pretty sure him and I are still dating.. Him and I would pass notes to one another, and save eachother seats on our reading rug. Oh, Taylor J.. You had my heart. Too bad you had to move away to a new school.

2nd: Taylor Wilson (Taylor W.)

My liking for Taylor W. quickly deminished when he called me to bring my picture to school. I brought it the next day, and gave it to him during recess. I must have chosen a bad time to give it to him.. with all of his friends standing around. He became embarassed and as a result, crinkled up my picture, spit on it, and then threw it down into the sewer. I was crushed!

3rd: Bryson Gilbert

Bryson was in my reading group. He was one of the smaller kids, but that didn't matter. I always tried to be very suttle when standing behind him in line, or sitting next to him during our reading disgussions. Oh, Bryson.

4th: Jeffery Morley

Jeff was the greatest at the game, 500. That is all I wanted to do during recess, was play 500 with Jeffery Morley.

5th: JT Hudson

There was never a chance with JT Hudson. He had a girlfriend, and there was nothing that I wanted more then to have something that I couldn't have. I remember JT and Bryson were best friends. They had this game called ZAP where you write someones name on their hand, and they aren't allowed to look at it until recess. Once the name was revealed, that person had to ask out whosever name was on their hand. JT wrote Bryson's name on my hand, and when Bryson came over to ask me out.. all I said was "Ummm.. NO! I don't date boy's until I'm 16!" hahaha.

6th: Shawn Taylor

Shawn Taylor was a skater boy. He was the one always getting in trouble by our teacher, Miss Moss, and who always had a finger board in his pocket. I didn't start liking Shawn Taylor until he asked if he could teach me how to use a finger board. Oh, I was in love. Shawn also brought a tiny stuffed bear to class so that our class could have a mascot. We named the bear Cuddles. He hung in the center of the class room from the pulley string attatched to the projector screen.

7th: Bryson Gilbert (again)

He just had my heart.

8th: Sam Wilkey, Tanner Wilson

These two were best friends, and when one was being rude to me, I'd switch over to liking the other.

9th: Roland Burnett, Devin Piney, Waylon Huffman, Preston Francis

This is when I really started becoming boy-crazy as some would call it. Roland Burnett was the first boy that I ever held hands with. We'd sit on a couch, watch a movie, and not move a single muscle during the whole movie. Those palms became fetching sweaty! So gross!!!

10th: Brennan Lethbridge, James Bullinger, Adam Christiansen

Brennan recieved kiss #1 about 2 days after my 16th birthday. We were in a car, and he leans over to me and asks, "Hey, could I trouble you for a kiss?" Ohhhh, dear. Then James I met in math class. He would come sit by me after our math lecture and we would exchange funny stories. I met Adam at efy. He get's kiss #2. That relationship didn't last long either. For my birthday he drew a picture of me... See post #1

11th: Adam Rogers, James Bullinger

I went to my Junior Prom with Mr. Adam Rogers. He was on student counsil. I wore my favorite dress to that dance.

12th: James B., Preston Francis

James and I dated for 7ish months. We would do things like: climb on nets in discover park, explore haunted houses, dye easter eggs, play hide and seek.. etc. That was a fun time. Preston made me a True Aggie up at Utah State. I would go down to the lake where he worked, and we'd go out on the paddle boat. Those things are a freaking work out!

College Freshman: Jacob A. Wagner (:

dated for 4 months. Sent him off on the mission. He and I write. A lot. He comes home in 5 months!

Current Crush: it's a mystery...

Just Another Triple Awesome Tuesday.

So every day, I go straight from school to work.

So every day, I bring my work clothes with me to work, and just change there.

In the bathroom.

Today, as I was going into the bathroom to change into my [TACO] clothes.

right as i turn around to lock the door, my [TACO] shirt falls down.

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so then I ran up to the counter, laughing so hard that I was crying.

told E and Lindsey FU....rr.

and they laugh cried with me.

my wet shirt hanging in the back.

good thing I had enough points saved up to get a new free shirt.

xoxo,

anna mae

cheeks

My wisdom teeth came out on monday.

The first day wasn't so bad. I asked the Dentist if i could have my teeth. They must have numbed my whole face because no one could understand me. Mom told me that I asked her at least five times how many teeth they took out. I'm pretty sure I was only asking because I wasn't able to bring my teeth home with me.

Day 2.. I looked something like this.

The cheeeeeks are still swollen a bit.

People keep telling me that they cant even tell... so i guess my face normally looks this gargantuan.

Without my two new best friends, Hydrocodone and Ibuprofen, I would probably be dead right now. So thanks guys! That is all.

I saw a movie one time.. it was called Napoleon Dynamite. You've probably seen it?? I should've been in this movie.. I wouldn't of had to act anything out either. Some of you may remember the part where Napoleon decides he needs to draw Trisha a portrait in order to win her love and devotion.

and here is my story..

On my birthday a few years ago, (December 20) I invited a boy over to my house that i was totally crushing on.. well, i think he was totally crushing on me too.. because this is what he gave me..

my very own portrait.. (notice: the lovely shading)

this boy wins.