Miss Utah 2011 Pageant

I love going to Pageants.

Especially when I know someone involved.

Caroline Liston

Miss Brigham City

She looked absolutely stunning. I only got the WOW factor when she walked out on stage. It was so great!

No false. That is a lie.

I also got it when Miss Payson walked out with at least 3 Bump-Its nested underneath her lovely locks..... darn it.

My other favorite part of the evening was getting my big toe stuck in between the two seats in front of me.

Yes. My TOE.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahha.......

I do not suggest this to anyone.

  

Capitol Theatere



Erin. Jeneanne



Anna. Caroline. Erin





I woke up with morning voice X's 10

We all know what morning voice is...

If in the case that you do not - it is when your voice sounds sort of groggy because you have just woken up.

I normally love morning voice.

I think it is funny to listen to people talk.

They sound so different.

They sound especially different and funny when you get a little congested,

and you end up with

Morning voice for an Old man.

(morning voice X's 10)

That's what I'm diagnosing myself with today.

Do not call me just to hear my awesome voice.

I will only answer if I sound less like an old man as the day goes on.

oh, ya. it sounds super attractive.

very...

Masculine.

The Little Mermaid

Tonight my singles ward had a fireside.

The fireside was amazing. I enjoyed every second of it...

but this is not what this post is about.

It's about the conversation that went on as we mingled AFTER the fireside that I would like to make this post about.

So there I was with two boys from the ward.

1. Mickell Walker (yes, he has a girl name.. but that makes him more of a man. Mickell also saved 8 babies out of a burning building at one point of his life.)

AND

2. Matt Adamson (one of the older boys in the ward. has the tendency to make any situation as awkward as possible.. even if he's not the one talking.)

and here is how the conversation went down:

I see a girl walk pass with extremely long hair.

Anna: Man, I can't wait until my hair is that long and flowy like The Little Mermaid's!

Matt: Oh, that'll be great! Do you have fins that you could wear like her too??

Anna: Well no, but I do have a SEASHELL BRA.............

long pause as I stare deer and headlights style at Mickell Walker

Anna: Welp, see ya!!

I briskly walk over to the door. (Mickell Walker has to follow because he is my ride.)

Anna: Mickell, I CAN NOT believe what I just said.

Mickell: Anna, If anything I think more of you. That was the best thing you could have said at that present time.

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I really wish I thought through what to say before I say things.

It's called: WORD VOMIT.

and I am a hardy sufferer of this.

Anyone have other embarrassing word vomit stories to ease my mind?

Gee Whiz.